Year By Year:


Some highlights — and lowlights — of a spiritual being having a human experience.

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2020

 ✭ slept through a tornado
 ✭ wrote song #400 (and over 100 others)
 ✭ got zoom bombed
 ✭ landed a guitar endorsement deal
 ✭ got hit by a car
 ✭ beat UV activated plant phototoxicity
 ✭ recorded an audiobook
 ✭ usurped a co-write from Chris Gantry (sorry Chris!)
 ✭ walked through a drive thru
 ✭ saw Song A Week membership increase 80%
 ✭ insured my wrist watch
 ✭ bought a winning lotto ticket (now $4 richer)
 ✭ got a staff songwriting deal
 ✭ joined 3 hit songwriters in the round
 ✭ lost a friend to Covid-19
 ✭ sprained an ankle doing tornado relief work
 ✭ co-created a Battle of the Bands
 ✭ survived a pandemic
 ✭ texted over 2,000 random phone numbers 
 ✭ walked over 2,000 miles 


2019

 ✭ renovated a recording studio
 ✭ caught salmonella
 ✭ wrote song # 300 (and 59 more)
 ✭ had a tattoo removed
 ✭ broke a lease after one week
 ✭ sang at a wedding
 ✭ attended a family funeral
 ✭ became a notary
 ✭ meditated for 4,100 minutes
 ✭ made 318 friends
 ✭ called DHS on a suspicious drone
 ✭ saw my first black widow
 ✭ played gig # 1,000 (and 42 more)
 ✭ learned 128 new songs
 ✭ hosted a live sports talk show
 ✭ was audited by the IRS
 ✭ earned a window office promotion
 ✭ tried a baptist church
 ✭ ate an extremely hot chicken sandwich
 ✭ got cussed out on a first date


2018 and the Before Times

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