This Explains A Lot
Took a little tour of the Pentagon
Every office came with a built in bong
Ain’t what I expected but I’ll tell you what
This explains a lot
Walking through the terrace saw Bill and Barack
Six pack of Coors they said c’mere and relax
Can’t believe my eyes I never woulda’ thought
But this explains a lot
34 acres of purple kush and gin and juice
Guess the Feds do what they gotta’ do
Finally gettin’ over the initial shock
This explains a lot
Looked like Mr. Milley was comin’ undone
Told me we’ll discuss it over a liquid lunch
If I catch his drift? Well, consider it caught
This explains a lot
Called up Ukraine to ask how’s it going
Heard the sound of a Zippo over the phone
Let out a chuckle and gave a little nod
This explains a lot
DC’s a big old mess of chronic and 100 proof
Can’t believe the sideshow I walked into
20,000 suits each as crazy as a fox
This explains a lot
No wonder their decisions never make any sense
They’re always under the influence
The district’s run on Pineapple Express & Absolut
What is this everlovin’ world coming to
No wonder all those expats started livin’ abroad
This explains a lot
- February 2020 - #316