More To Love

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* co-written with Joel Lerner *

My buddy said he saw me with a fat girl before

I said you got me, I admit it, sailed my ship to her shore
Met her in the bakery stuffing bon bons down her face
I said girl can I get some? I’ve got to have a taste

Offered her some water, thought she was gonna’ choke
She said that’s mighty sweet, but I’d rather have a coke
I tried that skinny love, and it’s better when it’s thick
Girl, I just need to tell you I like my women big

So thin girls, don’t bother to apply
There’s no doubt about it, I’m a fat girl’s guy
My baby could break my back with one of her hugs
Big girls have so much more to love
Big girls have so much more to love

Ever since we met I’ve bought stock in Breyers Ice cream
A gallon lasts three minutes, then she licks the carton clean
When we make love she likes to get on top
One time she almost crushed me but I didn’t make her stop!

Diabetes, you best not come around
Cholesterol if you rear your ugly head you’re going down
My girl is perfect, I wouldn’t change her at all
She fell from heaven, my love cushioned her fall

If there’s a moral to this story, I guess it goes like this
If you’ve never had a fat girl then you’re missing out on bliss

- August 2019 - #290