Can Your Lowfat Ice Venti Half Caf Caramel Soy Macchiato With Whipped Cream On Top Do This

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I get it you’re into all the finer things of life
Like brunch and yoga, golf and shopping lists
My overalls and work boots may be a little out of place
But can your lowfat ice venti half caf caramel soy macchiato with whipped cream on top do this

You made it clear your goals are one-percenter kinda’ stuff
Rubbin’ elbows with the rich
Just lemme’ ask you quick before you write me off for good
Can your lowfat ice venti half caf caramel soy macchiato with whipped cream on top do this

Can it shoot an empty soda can from 100 yards away
With a BB gun a rifle or a sling shot
Can it light a fart on fire without burning down the house
With a truckstop matchbook if that’s all it’s got
And what about a ghost ride in its rusted Honda Civic
Cruisin’ the suburbs on the hood
Oh yeah and baby one more thing
Can it love you this good

You like to have the latest and the greatest yes I know
A champagne toast and highfalutin politics
Please don’t forget your roots and keep in mind the way we met
Can your lowfat ice venti half caf caramel soy macchiato with whipped cream on top do this

Can it run out bare ass naked in the lake on New Years Day
Like a freakin’ polar bear
Can it sing God Bless American while settin’ off a fuse
Sendin’ bottle rockets in the air
And what about the tractor can it pop a couple wheelies
While poundin’ 40s on the hood
Oh yeah and baby one more thing
Can it love you this good


 - October 2020 -                                                                                                                          #404